You may have noticed I have been rather absent - or maybe you forgot all about this little ol' blog - whatever. I prefer to think you've missed me.
So what's new around here?
I'm knocked up. Can I call it that if I am married and on my now third kid? Anyway - I am with child - and I am not a glowing example of pregnancy.
Some people glow - I barf. Some people look like they've swallowed a basketball - I look like a puffer fish. It's not a pretty time ;)
We are excited, and freaked out. We did not 'plan' on adding anymore people to the family. Another dog, maybe a fish, sure but another human - not so much.
I WILL HAVE TO BUY A VAN!!!!!!!
Oh the horror!
I will be 35 when this child is born - I can only imagine the wrinkles I will have from the late night feedings, potty training, and terrible two's. Gah!
But newborn baby smell - sigh! Delicious! Little cute booties and searching pinterest for the nursery I will never have time to decorate - yeah baby!
So in recap I have spent the last few months nauseous, in bed, and getting fat. What have you been up to?