I hate cold feet.
My hubby hates when I have cold feet.
His legs are so nice and warm - just perfect for my ice cold toes to warm up on.
He does not not share my opinion.
In an effort to save our marriage I have acquired a large collection of slippers over my lifetime almost all as Christmas gifts. None of them sexy. I am currently rocking these in brown. Cute in the photo but mine aren't so cute anymore. I kill slippers. My mother had one pair in the same time I had 4. Seriously!
For 11 months I have worn these slippers so the fleece lining is rubbed bare in places and the rubber sole is smooth. I wasn't worried about any of that. What is concerning is in the last month a decidedly foul aroma has begun emitting from the slippers.
I don't usually stink up shoes. The odd ballet flat worn for 8 hours in the summer with bare feet might get a little on the rank side but I have never suffered from gag inducing foot stink in any shoes or slippers. I leave the stinking to hubs and Dude - boys stink - it's a known fact.
The slippers don't stink on their own...too badly. If they are sitting by the door you aren't knocked over from the smell. From a distance you won't be offended. But - or should I say BUT do.not.ever shove your nose all up close and personal in them. After coming to you'd probably have damaged nasal cavities and a killer headache. The other thing you do not want me to do is wear them for a bit and then break the seal between the bottom of my foot and the slipper. It is a weapon of mass destruction. It will knock you flat.
Last night hubs tried to blame me for his sudden gag fest on the couch - turned out it was a SBD/SBV* from the dog. You know you are in a category all your own when a dog fart delivers the same side effects.
I am going to continue to blame the dog from now on. After all, I am a girl - we don't stink. We are all dainty and pretty. We do not fart, we do not burp, and we certainly don't have stinky shoes.
*Silent But Deadly/Silent But Violent